From 'AI Slop' to the nonsensical number '67,' the world’s most prestigious dictionaries have officially stopped trying to define reality and started documenting our collective descent into linguistic madness. It’s 2025, and the wordsmiths are just vibing through the apocalypse.
America is trading in its 'science-based' vaccine schedule for a sleek, minimalist Danish aesthetic. Because nothing says 'Public Health' like firing the experts and hoping our fragmented healthcare system magically transforms into a Nordic utopia by sheer force of will.
Modern luxury shaving kits promise masculinity, ritual, and refinement, all at a price suggesting nobility. Beneath the walnut boxes and poetic soap descriptions lies a simple truth: no one has ever needed a subscription to remove hair. In this biting editorial, we examine how razors became status symbols and why the beard never cared how expensive its executioner was.